ade sepupu yang pintar apa gw yang bego

ya, gw punya ade sepupu namanya ica sama dinda.. ica 12tahun sementara dinda baru 9tahun, alkisah pada suatu hari gw mau berangkat kuliah dengan udah pake setelan kaos+kemeja dan jeans dilengkapi topi kesayangan dari pacar (heboh amat mau kuliah doang) gw duduklah di sofa ruang keluarga nonton tv sebelum berangkat, dan waktu gw lagi duduk itu pulanglah dua ade sepupu gw itu dari sekolah..
I&D : assalammualaikum
gw : walekumsalam
(mereka langsung ke kamar dan ganti baju, abis itu langsung duduk disofa sebelah gw)
I : bang, ko belom berangkat kuliah?
gw : iya nanti, masih kecepepetan, mau nonton berita dulu..
I&D : ooh..
D: bang tau ga ada temen dinda cowo ganteng deh, manis ada lesung pipinya, abang punya ga?
gw : (karna bangga dengan lesungpipi yang gw punya gw langsung aja jawab) wah punya doonng.. nih (sambil senyum2 bego)
D: mana bang yang ini?(sambil nyolek2 lesung pipi gw)
I: ih, iya ko abang punya siih. males deh (sambil nyolek2 juga)
keisengan berlanjut..
D: ih abang.. ko dagunya belah sih.. (sambil nyolek2 juga)
I: ihh abang dagunya belaah, keren banget siih (nyolek2 dagu gw juga)
gw: (dengan bangganya) iya dong abang tampan begini..
keisengan berlanjut..
I: bang, abang punya kumis kucing ga?
gw; karna gw ga ngert spontan gw jawab "apaan tuh kumis kucing"
I: itu loh bang yang disini sini itu (sambil nyolek2 pipi gw)
nb: kumis kucing maksutnya garis halus yang kaya kumis kucing di pipi
D: ah abang ga ada, dinda dong nih sama kaka ada.. ini loh bang yang disini2 itu (sambil nyolek pipi gw) masa abang ga punya sih?
gw: ah bodo ah, udah abang mau berangkat kuliah..
danh seperti biasa sebelum berangkat kuliah gw suka ngaca di wastafel yah istilahnya to make sure everythings is good.. dan LO TAU APA YANG GW LIAT DI KACA??
SURPRISEE..
ya muka gw udah penuh sama bedak hasil colekan ade2 sepupu2 gw tadi..ARRRHH bangke emang. ya dan untungnya gw ga langsung berangkat kalo gw lansung berangkat udah bisa ditebak gimana begonya muka gw..

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